Humor & Satire

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL

true, true... The 101 rules of Blackmetal (compiled by keen. taken from an unknown sysadmin. 10.4.2001.)

1. Don't be gay.
2. Be "true".
3. All people who aren't "true" are gay.
4. Be grim.
5. Be necro.
6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.
7. Break things while being grim and necro.
8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.

An oldie but a goodie. If anybody knows the original author, let me know so I can at least credit him/her.

1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil.
2. Ask if all black metal bands are trying to copy KISS or just most of them.
3. Hide their joint under their library card. (note from me: we have library cards?!)
4. Ask if they know of any other cool bands like Slipknot.