Black Metal
The 101 rules of Blackmetal
Submitted by Adanedhel on Tue, 02/26/2008 - 08:24.true, true... The 101 rules of Blackmetal (compiled by keen. taken from an unknown sysadmin. 10.4.2001.)
1. Don't be gay.
2. Be "true".
3. All people who aren't "true" are gay.
4. Be grim.
5. Be necro.
6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.
7. Break things while being grim and necro.
8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.
Dimmu Borgir - Tits, Ass, and Jack Daniels
Submitted by Metal Warrior on Wed, 02/13/2008 - 01:35.Uploaded Image:
WOW... just wow... what is there to say about this pic? I think this was Dimmu's attempt at making the most awesome picture ever with a blonde, a brunette, one showing her ass, one with big tits and a giant needle, with our favorite musician in bed getting a Jack Daniels IV.
Tvangeste - Raven
Submitted by Metal Warrior on Sun, 02/03/2008 - 22:57.Video:
Watch out for he has GLASSES! CVLT!
Cradle of Filth - RARRR!
Submitted by Metal Warrior on Thu, 01/31/2008 - 16:09.Uploaded Image:
Cradle of Filth going "RAR! Look at us. We are Black Metal wannabes who wishes they were also pirates. YARGH!"
Cradle of Filth - Nymphetamine (Misheard Lyrics)
Submitted by Metal Warrior on Thu, 01/31/2008 - 16:08.Video:
Some classic misheard lyrics action for one of the most despised bands out there, Cradle of Filth!
