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true, true... The 101 rules of Blackmetal (compiled by keen. taken from an unknown sysadmin. 10.4.2001.)

1. Don't be gay.
2. Be "true".
3. All people who aren't "true" are gay.
4. Be grim.
5. Be necro.
6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.
7. Break things while being grim and necro.
8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.