http://www.cheesymetal.com/category/band/black-metal The taxonomy view with a depth of 0. en http://www.cheesymetal.com/articles/rules/the-101-rules-of-blackmetal <p>true, true... The 101 rules of Blackmetal (compiled by keen. taken from an unknown sysadmin. 10.4.2001.)</p> <p>1. Don't be gay.<br /> 2. Be "true".<br /> 3. All people who aren't "true" are gay.<br /> 4. Be grim.<br /> 5. Be necro.<br /> 6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.<br /> 7. Break things while being grim and necro.<br /> 8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.</p> <p><a href="http://www.cheesymetal.com/articles/rules/the-101-rules-of-blackmetal">read more</a></p> http://www.cheesymetal.com/articles/rules/the-101-rules-of-blackmetal#comments Black Metal black metal funny Humor &amp; Satire rules true Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:24:00 -0500 Adanedhel 90 at http://www.cheesymetal.com