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Gutteral Secrete - LOLPOSSESSED

Metal Warrior — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:06:21 -0400

I apologize for the absence. Have had some issues with my webhost. However, we have switched to a new webhost and we are now ready to ROCK!

Found on the Warehouse's LOLMetal post.

Metal Motivation

Metal Warrior — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:42:41 -0500

Quite possibly the most Motivational poster ever. TRUE METAL! :-)

Dimmu Borgir - Tits, Ass, and Jack Daniels

Metal Warrior — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:35:32 -0500

WOW... just wow... what is there to say about this pic? I think this was Dimmu's attempt at making the most awesome picture ever with a blonde, a brunette, one showing her ass, one with big tits and a giant needle, with our favorite musician in bed getting a Jack Daniels IV.

Poison - Look What the Cat Dragged In

Metal Warrior — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:03:08 -0500

Poison showing off their masculinity in this classic album cover!

Helloween - Pink Bubbles Go Ape

Metal Warrior — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 10:58:18 -0500

Welcome to today's edition of Metal album covers that make no fucking sense at all! Thank you Helloween!

Cradle of Filth - RARRR!

Metal Warrior — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:09:43 -0500

Cradle of Filth going "RAR! Look at us. We are Black Metal wannabes who wishes they were also pirates. YARGH!"

Pantera - Metal Mania

Metal Warrior — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:33:27 -0500

Damn Yankees - Self-Titled

Metal Warrior — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:27:45 -0500

Black Sabbath - Sabotage

Metal Warrior — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:28:57 -0500

Black Sabbath telling us "Burn baby burn! Disco inferno!"

Ozzy Osbourne - Speak of the Devil

Metal Warrior — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:26:02 -0500

Ozzy going all "ME! A VAMPIRE! BLOOOOD" on us.

Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger

Metal Warrior — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:24:45 -0500

Here we have the nearly EMO Black Metal cover. Gotta love it.

Anthrax - Fistful of Metal

Metal Warrior — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:20:50 -0500

Gotta love it when a band does a literal description of their album name in the cover. I must quote Jim Carrey from Liar Liar and say "OWIE!"

Motley Crue - Nikki Sixx's Bad Breath

Metal Warrior — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:21:51 -0500

Is Nikki is trying to eat Kelly Gray or make her pass out from bad breath?

YOU DECIDE!

Fan: See My Tongue!

Metal Warrior — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:19:35 -0500

A Morbid Angel fan showing us how tr00 metal she is. SEE HER TONGUE!

Iron Maiden - The Dance of the Death

Metal Warrior — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:25:21 -0500

Made with Poser application in 15 minutes. They could have just left it at Death and not the idiots dancing around them. Iron Maiden usually has the best album covers in the business. This is the one time where the ball was dropped big time.

Dragonforce - The Bird

Metal Warrior — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:41:17 -0500

I believe that is the best facial expression EVER.

FLICKR DESCRIPTION: "the lead singer of metal band Dragonforce flippin me the bird at the Barfly, camden, 22/09/05. "

The EMO Corpse Paint Kid

Metal Warrior — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:00:39 -0500

Is this person EMO? Is this person a tr00 black metal kvlt? Not quite sure...

Megadeth - Risk

Metal Warrior — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:51:39 -0500

MMM... cheeese.

Now, what does this have to do with Megadeth, again?

Manowar - Other Bands Play

Metal Warrior — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:56:42 -0500

Oh dear lord... other bands play, Manowar kills... your eyes.

Immortal - Three Heads

Metal Warrior — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:20:44 -0500

Our Cheesy Hall of Famers featuring 3 very angry and twisted faces. GRR! ANGER! WE EVIL!