Random shuffle survey

Rules:
1. You shall put your music player on shuffle.
2. You shall press forward for each question.
3. You shall use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. no cheating
4. You shall tag 5 people and rain hell upon humanity.
5. You shall give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

1. How are you feeling today?

Goashem - Eternal Tears of Sorrow

I feel quite Goashem today.

2. Will you get far in life?
CAKE - PlayNo Phone

Well, I'll be phoneless.

3. How do your friends see you?
Hank Williams III - Smoke & Wine

Apparently, I'm a wino and a smoker.

4. What is your best friend's theme song?

Massive Attack - PlayBackward Sucking (Heat Miser)

My best friend sucks me back apparently.

Well, they suck me back apparently.

5. What is the story of your life?

Journey - PlayGood Morning Girl

Uhh....
6. What was high school like?

Iced Earth - The Path I Choose

Well, I chose the path to college.

7. How can you get ahead in life?

Rammstein - PlaySonne

wtf?
8. What is the best thing about your friends?

Anti-Flag - PlayUntil It Happens To You

Then what?
9. What is in store for this weekend?

Rush - The Fountain of Lamenth

No fountain this weekend. Where's my fountain?!?!?
10. How is your life going?

Devin Townsend - PlayDeep Peace

Actually, I'm pretty peaceful right now.
11. What song will they play at your funeral?

Jimi Hendrix - 1983 (A Merman I Should Turn to Be)

Unfortunately, I was born in 1986.

12. What do your friends really think of you?
Pink Floyd - Jugband Blues

Uhh...

13. Do people secretly lust after you?
Deicide - PlayOblivious to Evil

Uhhh....

14. How can I make myself happy?
Soilwork - PlayNo More Angels

Get rid of my angels! The answer's been obvious.

15. What should you do with your life?
Dr. Dre - Playaz Hustlaz

Be a playa bitches.
16. Will you ever have children?
"Weird Al" Yankovic - PlayI Love Rocky Road