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Headbanging Fairytale

Adanedhel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:33:06 -0500

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL

The 101 rules of Blackmetal

Adanedhel — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:24:00 -0500

true, true... The 101 rules of Blackmetal (compiled by keen. taken from an unknown sysadmin. 10.4.2001.)

1. Don't be gay.
2. Be "true".
3. All people who aren't "true" are gay.
4. Be grim.
5. Be necro.
6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.
7. Break things while being grim and necro.
8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.

50 Ways To Piss Off A MetalHead

Metal Warrior — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:49:30 -0500

An oldie but a goodie. If anybody knows the original author, let me know so I can at least credit him/her.

1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil.
2. Ask if all black metal bands are trying to copy KISS or just most of them.
3. Hide their joint under their library card. (note from me: we have library cards?!)
4. Ask if they know of any other cool bands like Slipknot.

MANOWAR Unveils Themes Of "Gods Of War"

Metal Warrior — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:37:35 -0500

Press Release originally posted on Manowar.com on September 15, 2006... where they introduce the idea of "Defying the ranking system" amongst other great lines.

In MANOWAR news today, some details have been revealed about the new full-length album "Gods Of War", which will be released in mid to late January of 2007.

Rhapsody becomes RHAPSODY OF FIRE

Metal Warrior — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:30:59 -0500

Press Release originally released on July 14, 2006

Strapping Young Lad - You Suck

Metal Warrior — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:18:43 -0500

A great and funny song from the talented Devin Townshend and his band, Strapping Young Lad.

Manowar - Start The Holidays With A Bang!

Metal Warrior — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:58:40 -0500

Courtesy of: http://www.manowar.com/